as his saga stretched on, sands received increased media coverage of his condition, prompting a television station to offer him an all-expenses-paid trip to japan for treatment by a specialist. after meeting with his new patient, the doctor quickly ordered an mri that revealed the root of the problem: he had a tumour in his brainstem.
“it totally knocked my socks off,” sands said. “it’s lucky there was a chair under me because i almost fell off. i burst into tears and thought i was going to die.”
as dire as the news sounded, the location of the tumour could have been much worse, said martin makary, a surgeon and professor at the john hopkins school of public health. “the brain stem is a great location to remove tumours without a lot of peripheral damage, so (surgery) can be done with a very clean cut.”
but there was still a real risk to his life and sands only agreed to go forward with the operation after meeting with an “eccentric and confident” surgeon who earned his trust. “he said, ‘there is no margin for error and if i make a mistake you are dead. even if i don’t make a mistake you could end up with a speech impediment or in a wheelchair for a while,’” sands said.
knowing his condition was going to take him to death’s door one way or another, sands decided to go under the knife in september 2009. after 60 per cent of the tumour was successfully removed, the hiccups finally, mercifully, went away.
“from starting off with a silly, amusing hiccup condition, to it getting quite serious and lasting a rather long time, to then travel to japan to find out i had a brain tumour was just absolutely insane,” sands said in 2010, a few months after his surgery.
“everything is slowly getting better but it is a long-haul recovery. it’s going to take 18 months but it is progressing. my left arm is still pretty rubbish but i’m just about able to play guitar again, which is really nice.